Dear Whomever-the-Hell-is-in-Charge-(?)-of-Pretty-Little-Liars, Bravo. If I could convey a slow, unamused, snarky slow clap via the internet, that is precisely what you would be hearing right now. Bra-fucking-o. You did it. You got all of us. All of us who tune in weekly, most reluctantly, in the dim hope that this will be the week. This… Continue reading An Open Letter to Whomever the Hell is in Charge of Pretty Little Liars
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An Open Letter to Target: How to ‘Get’ Canada
Dear Target, Wow. Wowza. Woomph. We did not see that coming. And… and how many layoffs? Damn. That’s, well… Just wow. Okay. So, here’s the thing, Target. I get that a billion dollars in losses is pretty substantial (also an oddly round number), but you’ve only been in Canada 22 months. All the experts are… Continue reading An Open Letter to Target: How to ‘Get’ Canada
In Which The Mic Has Been Dropped
In the Arts Lounge of my University there are rows of paper lining the walls. Each one has a different question posed to the Arts Students: Who is your favorite professor? Which class is your favorite? What are you going to do with your Arts degree? There are the standard jokes about working at Starbucks… Continue reading In Which The Mic Has Been Dropped