Open Letter

An Open Letter to NBC: “Alas, I have no more sarcastic slow-claps to give”

I've been in a writing slump lately. Fortunately, nothing inspires more than the rage that develops when my favorite television show is cancelled. An Open Letter to NBC, I want to be polite, I really do. I feel like I owe it to you for providing the world with… I don’t know, let’s say ten years of… Continue reading An Open Letter to NBC: “Alas, I have no more sarcastic slow-claps to give”

Open Letter

An Open Letter to Whomever the Hell is in Charge of Pretty Little Liars

Dear Whomever-the-Hell-is-in-Charge-(?)-of-Pretty-Little-Liars, Bravo. If I could convey a slow, unamused, snarky slow clap via the internet, that is precisely what you would be hearing right now. Bra-fucking-o. You did it. You got all of us. All of us who tune in weekly, most reluctantly, in the dim hope that this will be the week. This… Continue reading An Open Letter to Whomever the Hell is in Charge of Pretty Little Liars