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An Open Letter to Our Scummy Neighbour

An Open Letter to Our Scummy Neighbour (With sincerest apologies to those of you without scum) Congratulations on your brazen daylight heist. Your decision to steal a bike out of a locked parkade is remarkable given, and I can’t stress this enough, it is locked and only those who live in the building have access… Continue reading An Open Letter to Our Scummy Neighbour

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An Open Letter to My Overly Passive Aggressive Neighbor

Dear Overly Passive Aggressive Neighbor, You’re upset. I get that. It’s tough living in a multi-family building, especially when you move in expecting ethereal peace and, I assume, the dulcet tones of Enya to wake you up in the morning. Obviously you missed the previous amendment to the condo regulations where it was stated that… Continue reading An Open Letter to My Overly Passive Aggressive Neighbor