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The Honeymoon Letter Series: #1

I'm away on my honeymoon! Yay me and also my new husband! In true form, however, the comedy has already begun. You can read some of my other open letters here, here, aaaand here. Dear Guy Sitting in Seat 22D on the Flight to Chichago, Listen, I get it. We’re both stuck in this whirling metal… Continue reading The Honeymoon Letter Series: #1

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Guest Blog: Book Series – Not as Bad as Keith Thinks

I did another guest blog for CtW. Poor Keith!

CtW Guest Blogger's avatarCrackin' The WIP

Amber P. is off studying her brains out.  Kathleen Sawisky has graciously agreed to fill in.  Enjoy!

Book Series: Not as Bad as Keith Thinks
by Kathleen Sawisky

Keith M. and I sometimes harass each other about book series. He’s not a fan of them, probably because he is a poop head (Full disclaimer: he is not a poop head and gives me excellent beer suggestions.) I, on the other hand, am a dedicated series writer. Seriesist? Seriest? Serial – – wait, no. Never mind.  I’ve been working on The Code since I was a young teen, looking for a way to deal with the angst of my childhood and process my parents divorce and my own medical disabilities. I started writing because it simply made sense to me, and when I finished my first ‘book’ (if you can even call it that) at the age of thirteen I realized…

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An Open Letter to the Producers of CBC’s Q – “Hire me.”

As a soon-to-be graduated Communications student, I am constantly on the lookout for potential employment opportunities. Given last weeks quick dismissal of Jian Ghomeshi from the CBC, I thought it prudent to get my hat into the ring for his job as soon as possible. As always, I do it in the form of an… Continue reading An Open Letter to the Producers of CBC’s Q – “Hire me.”

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In Which a Challenge is Accepted

A Bathesian Analysis of Commander Worf? Done and done. A Vaguely Barthesian Analysis of a Sexy Picture of Commander Worf that I Can No Longer Find Roland Barthes' contribution to the work of semiotics via the deconstruction of signs into the signifiers and the signified has made way for Communication Studies to analyse advertisements according,… Continue reading In Which a Challenge is Accepted

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The Pizza that Saved the World

My friend Shawna and I have decided to indulge our incessant eating by starting a Culinary Review blog. Because we don’t have anything else to do with our time. This is my first installment.

Kathleen Sawisky's avatarThe Swanke Culinary Review

Oh my god, what did I just put in my mouth. I’ve done it, Shawna. I’ve found the best cheap pizza in the city. It is delicious and it is found in a holy place called Ripe Tomato Pizza. The hubby picked me up from 69th Street Station and we went for lunch in West Springs where this little novelty of a shop is located (although a quick Google search says there is also one on Stephen Ave. Do I hear a pizza date coming up?)

They’ve got one of those glorious wood stove, pizza oven, circular rotating extravaganza ovens which cooks your pizza to what I can only describe as the consistency of angel flesh. I’m assuming if angel’s had flesh it would be crunchy on the outside and somewhat soft on the inside but also flat. Flat angel flesh.

I ordered a 9″ ham and arugula, which comes…

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7 Things They Don’t Tell You About Living With Chronic Pain

Last night, amongst the drugs and the pain and the madness of sleep deprivation I had a thought. "Golly," I said to myself, "Why don't I do a blog post on X Number of Things They Don't Tell You About Chronic Pain?" Brilliant. I am so smart. I am like a giant ol' box of… Continue reading 7 Things They Don’t Tell You About Living With Chronic Pain

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On Video Game Harassment and Dum-Dums

These things I know to be true: Online harassment in video game communities exist. Critics of the culture of harassment have received some really, really disturbing threats that have made them fear for their lives, quit the gaming industry, as well as a variety of other actions. I don't know Zoe Quinn and I don't… Continue reading On Video Game Harassment and Dum-Dums

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That Time of Year: Extra Life 2014

Apart from my desperate pleas to the Alberta Government for financial aid in order to afford medication, I only ever ask for money during one time of the year: Extra Life. For those of you not in the know., Extra Life is a 24 hour video game marathon that takes place every year in support… Continue reading That Time of Year: Extra Life 2014